420 ftw
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
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if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
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Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
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