I need help removing her.
I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
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I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
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Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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