But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
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