Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
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Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
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Brb crying the tears of my youth
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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