Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
I bet he comes in French.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
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Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
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Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
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