we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
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For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
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So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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