If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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