Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
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