We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
And then my night got REAL pukey
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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