the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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