ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
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My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
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I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
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