You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
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There was a lot of him and a little penis
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
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First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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