make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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