your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
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