im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Those nachos came to me in a dream
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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