It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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