Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
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