I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
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i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
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Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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