Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
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Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
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Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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