does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
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