Porn is love you can see.
Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
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sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
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I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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