well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
Randomize
