I got chris browned last night
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
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Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
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Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
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