Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
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That's science, my friend. Boner science.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
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The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
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