Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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