I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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