do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
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I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
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Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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