We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
There's always time for handjobs
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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