i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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