Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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