butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
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foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
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second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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