brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
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My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
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Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
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