Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
Randomize
