Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
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