I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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