Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
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We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
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Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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