I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Ketchup is God's man juice
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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