Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
she pinky promised me she was 18
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He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
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I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.