your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
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At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
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Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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