He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Boobs are out for the taking
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
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