I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
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