david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
I think I just sharted jello shots
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