you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
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Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
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Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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