i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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