I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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