I wanna passion pit in your ass
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
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Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
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Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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