Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
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