Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
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