I think i sorta joined a cult last night
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
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He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
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Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
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