we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
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All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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