Why the fuck do they always fuck on couches in porn?
Don't ever text me while you're jacking off. EVER.
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
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