Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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