you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
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and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
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I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
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