These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
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We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
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hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I think weed is turning my hair brown
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
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