i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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