so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
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You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
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Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
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